Monday, May 27, 2024

Crucible of the Vampire Movie Review

 


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Crucible of the Vampire is a 2019 British horror film directed by Ian Ross-Mcnamee and written by Darren Lake, Ian Ross McNamee, and John Wolskel. It was released with a remarkable lack of fanfare. 

A young, beautiful woman named Isabelle (Katie Goldfinch), who's also a museum curator, is sent by her professor (Phil Hemming) to a creepy old house to inspect a crucible used by a necromancer (Darren Lake) buried in the eerie manor.

The head of the house, Karl Scott-Morton (Larry Rew), welcomes her heartily, but then proves himself aggressive and threatening, even creepily insisting Isabelle go out to the pub one night. What could go wrong? She ends up being ogled and chased by young Tom (Aaron Jeffcoate), but Tom means to warn her about the evil in the manor, and Karl, furious to find him on his land again, marks him.

But Karl's vivacious daughter, Scarlett Scott-Morton (Florence Cady), looks at Isabelle suggestively after kissing her mother, Evelyn Scott-Morgan (played by MILF Babette Barat), goodnight at the dinner table and makes forward passes at her the whole time she's there, which leads to . . . 

. . . well, let's just say this movie is more of a lesbian soft porn than a horror flick.

A flash to the past finds the necromancer working a charm with the crucible in the forest, and soon is confronted by a witch hunter and civil war soldiers, the makeshift Cotton Mather accusing him of witchcraft, punishable by death back then, knowing he's brought his daughter back from the dead, as she haunts the forest.

They hang him high.

Back to the present, and the necromancer's daughter haunts Isabelle ghostly, is a vampire, and so is Scarlett, though not undead yet. This turns into a nightmare made flesh, and Isabelle soon regrets coming to the manor, and can't escape. 

If you enjoy watching lezzies get it on, you'll probably love this one. If not, I'm sure you'll be disappointed, especially with the confusing ending. 

Enjoy checking it out!

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